threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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