Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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