Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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