There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Houston, we have a blender
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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