i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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