so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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