So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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