New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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