Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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