someone get that fucking seahorse.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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