i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
