found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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