you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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