You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
i believe in u and ur pee
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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