If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
He? As in you personified your dick?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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