so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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