Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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