Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
