We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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