can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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