I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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