So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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