I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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