new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
