no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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