Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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