We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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