Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
this hospital has no fireball
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
