i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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