I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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