I seem to have left my pride at pride
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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