i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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