Soap is not a condiment
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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