69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Pooping to opera.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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