party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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