Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win

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(816): View more from Missouri

Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?

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(619): View more from California

I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?

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(806): View more from Texas

Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.

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