K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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