Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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