Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
