It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I could fuck to npr.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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