I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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