don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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