Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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