i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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