He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
You made out with two different species that night
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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