Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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