I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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