would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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