He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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