Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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