Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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