there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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