i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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