I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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