Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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